I may eat at subway if there are giant meatballs everywhere tbh

Yeah, my mouth twitches with a tinge of sadness and disdain every time she orders, I almost always encourage anything but beef. :(

My girlfriend is a culinary school grad and still orders medium-well :( it makes my heart hurt.

I agree fully that it is pretty damn hard to bring it up. My lady doesn’t even try anymore, she just starts pulling my legs in that direction and I know what’s up, lol.

Looks like all that would give me is a kink in my neck..

My girlfriend LOVES the fingering-wet-clit-or-vagina sound. No idea why because it squicks me out but she goes nuts.

I read this when it was first published and I have stumbled upon it again...

I am having a semi-difficult time figuring out if you’re being facetious or not...

Ahh, thank you!! I think I say wicked more than I would like to admit, and pissah is a new thing I’ve begun saying.

You’re not wrong about the 2 generation thing, even if you were being facetious. I’m in southern NH but my girlfriend grew up on the NH/ME coast, living in each state for about 10 years....and you’re so right it hurts

I am WILDLY impressed with the stories this week. I think it might be because I am a generally terrible person, but also because karma is the best and bar stories make me extra happy lately as my 21st is coming up.

Atterntion Seeking, purposely doing stupid shit just so people will talk about them, overreaching, being ‘extra’ I think it’s also called?

I need this.

This is exactly what I want thank you for the photo!!

That’s an amazing cake!

Thank you!

I cannot eat those ,the white part (is it marshmallow??? because it has that weird frothy marshmallow feel in my mouth???) gives me the willies because I have a texture issue idk

Some of them are extremely hard! Maybe I should have paid more attention in AP English IV in high school? Lol

THERE HAS TO BE because ugh it always gets fucked up like NO i did not want mustard or ketchup I wanted my eggs and vinegar delight pls

Ok I realize I’m dumb but what is Bison Feral Appendages?.....