You might get a little sore thumb from pushing the clove into the rind; wear it like a badge of honor.

Probably be the most entertaining show in decades. Bring on the trainwreck!

Meh. I don’t find them particularly boring and I do not find their lack of embarrassment problematic at all. They are just a bunch of enthusiastic and fairly talented a capella singers. I ain’t mad at ‘em.

Someone plagiarized from my college paper for his MA! Six years later I finally called his school and confronted him via email. The bastard threatened to sue me after they revoked his masters!

Romaine is better for you in almost every nutritional category (it has almost 3 times the Vitamin A, for instance, though in many categories the difference is negligible), but I will accept butter lettuce as a substitute while romaine is dangerous.

AHHH omg ty

Hate to be that person:

I wish I had 5 stars to give you. You've earned it. 

This is a prime example of early mussel car.

double crust recipe

recipe?

I have an indecent amount of food to serve in 2 hours, some of which is steak, but my true focus is the brown sugar and clove apple pie that’s due out of the oven in 7 minutes.

These parents should really be shunned by polite society, but they probably live surrounded by shitheads just like them. 

Like Rosemary’s Baby has taught us, inadvertent and unwilling conception of the AntiChrist at least come with pretty sweet real estate.

The bridesmaid who planned the party didn’t know the difference between a shower and bachelorette party. I guess she thought it was weird that the bride had requested she invite so many older family members and work friends, but she must have never questioned it. I generally find penis toy and stripper bachelorette…

This episode - especially the last few minutes - purely did me in, y’all. Emotionally, I mean. Just — stick a fork in me, I’m done. This fucking house! Poor Nellie.

The whole Skarsgard family might be the largest family of decent actors around. 

he is very good at his job

Bill Skarsgaurd is another who did a lot of method with Pennywise, but wasn’t an asshole about it. He was intentionally kept away from the child actors so that when he did finally film with them, it would add an extra creep level because they weren’t friends with him off screen. However, after he did film with them…

I thank the film gods that IT removed so much of King’s rambling bullshit in its movie adaptation. To see IT synthesized into its best essence was amazing, and is arguably the greatest novel-adaptation ever. Sorry the 2 chapters about “why the bully farted” didn’t make the cut (note: this is actually in the book.)