I maintain that the fact that Anthony Weiner is still alive to go to prison proves that Hillary Clinton is not the murderer the Pizzagate crazies make her out to be, because if she had cause to murder anyone ever it was Anthony Fucking Weiner.

I did that once but in high school. I wasn’t just that serious in the first place. It needed to end and I thought it is the best way to end it. What was I thinking? I am really really sorry for her. I am in a heartbreak. I think I deserve it.

Sarah Paulson is me. I scare so easily and just stand there and scream myself to tears. I really hate that I’m that kind of person. In my mind, I’m some badass that jumps into action when I’m scared but in reality I just stand there and scream and cry. So disappointed in myself. And how dare they scare our Sarah! No…

Thanks. I’m going to cover myself with a giant blanket in the corner and never come out.

I used to intern for Betsey Johnson while in college and would often be sent to her archive to search through racks and racks of clothes for specific things. It was fucking great...except for all dust.

My mother worked in a nursing home for 12 years and doesn’t trust them very much because she felt when she was there she was the only one that was actually doing her job and trying to protect her patients. But at the same time she’s trying to get my grandparents into a nursing home because she is currently caring for…

I mean, sometimes you can do that, but sometimes your elderly loved ones have conditions that you are not equipped to care for at home. You just have to do your research and visit often.

I saw Last of the Mohicans on a first date.

This was a first date movie for me in 1987. Leaving the theater with my date was an awkward vibe. Fantastic movie though, Glenn Close was magnificent, even/especially when she was completely unhinged. Alex was easily the most sympathetic character in the story.

Yeah, it’s like:

And if adults die and disappear in Derry at six times the national rate with an even higher percentage of kids kids being affected, as Ben (Jeremy Ray Taylor) reports, why is this group of 13-year-olds the only people in town that seem at all concerned by this?

As a Stephen King fan, the only question I ever want to ask the man is ‘Why did you decide that the way to defeat evil was a child gang bang? Why?’

I thought LWYMMD was a hot mess when I first heard it but I have since listened to it approx 800 times and I love it and I am angry about that

I’m with you! I love any song where I have learned many of the words by the end. Also, I would not consider this rapping as many other commenters seem to.

She may be evil. But goddammit, she’s an evil GENIUS.