Can Lady Gaga be the evil Galadriel when tempted by the ring? >.>

I don’t get it. How is that a real ass? I mean, she’s working it like crazy awesome, but I want to know if there are pads in there or silicone or something, because I refuse to believe that I didn’t get an ass half that nice in the first place.

Barbarella + a chandelier

I like the evolved line. They replace your vibrator when it breaks, no questions asked, they aren’t made of vibe deadening silicone, and you can almost always get a color other than pink. Also, nice strong vibrations. Not hitachi level, but exactly what I want and need.

Mine was probably something like lissapearl@whatever.com and probably had to do with joining a british section of yahoogroups devoted to Janeway/Chakotay fanfic. I was 13. Don’t judge XD

Just smile sweetly at them.... like arsenic apple pie sweet. And stay on the other side of the room as much as is bearable. When I have to go to my work’s annual party, my exbf is there because his fiancee works where I do. We all have a cease fire agreement of not even glancing in the other person’s direction or…

So... how long until there is a Palin and Trump parody porn?

Ladles and jellyspoons, we have our winner.

You are fabulous XD

So, Daryl Hannah from Attack of the 50 Foot Woman?

Yes! It is! And it doesn’t help that I have gone off the pill and back on and I’m going to be going it off again soon. :P PCOS sucks in ways I’d never imagined. Boob variability is something my research never prepared me for.

I got a really nice pair from Modcloth.com really cheap. It’s in shades of pink and coral with a wedge heel. I still need to put some grippy pads on the bottom though. They are slicker than snot. But they are such pretty little slip hazards!

I’m much more excited about the bras I’m getting tomorrow. I got four warner’s…

She’s pentecostal. It’s kind of a cousin to the dugger quiverfull cult. Very religious, very much woman under the thumb, very anti anything different.

Well, the denim skirt and not cutting of the hair along with the rampant bigotry adds up to an easy answer if you are from the midwest. She’s pentecostal. She’s pretty much in a cult where women are under thumbs and super religious. Think of it as proto-Duggerism.

*disclaimer: I am related to a metric shit ton of…

Heh, I’d give you all the stars if I could.

*MRSA infected golden shower

I’m a ruby girl myself, but it must be clear and not pink.

The warbling! I know of what you speak. We did however have one cat who would gracefully submit when she did get herself all mussed up. But one time... she battle cried so hard that our siamese nipped my mom on the calf in defense of the soaked feline.

Occasionally, one of my husband’s will do a full retreat when he is having an orgasm.

Azo is phenazopyridine hydrochloride and I just walked by some of it in my local kroger about a week ago. :)