You have all of my sympathy. I had 5 or 6 (little fuzzy, lot of pain, very little sleep) in about 36 hours in December. You again, have all of my sympathy. And I would mail you Azo if it weren’t creepy to mail stuff to people you have never interacted with before.

Oh definitely. But if I’m having a drink, I don’t like to drink alone, so he is a sweet martyr to that lol. We at least agree that we don’t like beer, red wine, or tequila. He’s very limited in options though. But we have a lovely upscale burger joint nearby that makes absolutely lovely milkshakes and some of them are…

well, he does have a cool way of looking at things. My husband is just difficult picky lol. I wish I could treat my tastes like your husband does his, it sounds really interesting.

Wow, I thought my husband was difficult. He’s a piece of cake in comparison. Just make in a boozy milkshake and he’s happy.

I’m too old for vanilla motherfuckers who won’t give oral, refuse to wear condoms, and wouldn’t know how to finger if they had a personal demo beamed into their brains.

Waaaaay too old for that.

I am old enough for my husband who is not any of those things ;)

My condolences. And I agree with you. My grandfather committed suicide. My grandmother attempted to commit suicide. It’s an accurate description of what happened.

I’m not in the bay area unfortunately, but I can tell you to try to avoid the cruise dock areas. They tend to get very crowded when big cruise days come. And I would love to tell you which hotels to go to, but I don’t want to reveal too much in case someone guesses where I work. If you stick to major chains, I’m sure…

lol, that is a super tip. Especially if you can get into a chain that can get you comped nights. It can also be to your benefit to have friends who work for a chain. Some of them have discount codes that they can give out. But you really have to be on your best behavior while at your hotel, the way you act reflects on…

Oh! Also, book San Fran as early as possible. That town can sell out completely at the most random seeming times. And if you don’t get a nonrefundable rate, most chains will adjust it down for you if you call back and the rate has dropped!! Sorry, I wasn’t fully awake and that is important info lol.

Yup! Costco works for some of them, Sam’s Club for others. We don’t mind checking whatever you have because hotels can vary.

And yeah, we get some pretty rude people. The hardest ones for me are the ones that ask questions while I’m answering the previous questions. Makes it very difficult to meet my times and track…

It depends on the individual hotel and their government contract. Some of them have a really good steady per diem rate. Some of them go up and down. And always ask for the standard rate to compare, too. There are times when the govt rate is higher! But yeah, I advise calling. We can sometimes think of things you might…

Okay, hotel real talk. I work for a hotel chain that will remain unnamed. I have a few tips as someone who books for people all. day. long.

1. Go straight to the hotel website of the chain you are looking at. Google and Bing and all other search engines can play a shuffle game with you and you can end up on a shell…

What a bunch of preachy, nosy cunts.

*moons the antichoicers*

Heh

They are bastards. I’m sorry.

Big game slaughterers are shit. They are not hunters. They do not need the meat. They are slaughterers. They should be dropped into the story “The Most Dangerous Game” in the style of “The Eyre Affair”. I hate them all.

As a grand niece of one of the Hobo Kings... No shit. Uncle Jack was a famous hobo king. *shrug* It was not always poor people who would jump trains. A lot of middle class guys would do it out of a sense of adventure I guess. I think I would be more offended if she were dressed like she was pretending to be poor or…

It can be a really fabulous place for high quality hand crafted jewelry for one thing. I am extremely picky about jewelry that I buy. That’s probably because I have a degree in jewelry smithing. Anyways, I have stuff from both shops, but they are run by the same person. (Who is definitely not me! Just saying. I wish I…

My husband got me this vase from this seller: https://www.etsy.com/shop/jgpottery