I’ve used the tactic of shutting down the pro-lifers in my IRL life who start opining about abortion, and how it destroys women’s psyches, etc with “I had an abortion. Actually, I’ve had more than one.”

Yeah but if I get a parasite or tape worm and drink laxative tea I can eat all I want and live the best life. And I don't look clammy, that's called a glow.

Dammit, people suck.

Yup. Mine does this too (but he rarely meows). I posted upthread that he actually sounds a lot like a squirrel. He might be a squirrel, actually.

My current kitty just chirps. He actually sounds exactly like squirrels do when they chirp. Weirdo.

k, who the fuck could do that?

I’m so done with people.

Wow. So, here’s what I’m going to do - I’m going to delve no deeper into this topic and then one day I’ll die.

My family has had, like, 3 cats that just could not figure out meowing. They would open their mouths, make a beeping noise, and look confused, every day of their lives. Is this a common thing? Are our cats just dumb?

Not inlcuding foreplay, I generally think the sweet spot is 12 minutes. Not too short that I can’t get off, but 30 minutes is too long. Also, if I come first, I need things to wrap up fast. I’m not alone in that, right? After orgasm, it’s OVER for me.

Women wanted eight more minutes of foreplay and seven more minutes of intercourse

lmao poor Jan I can’t even get her name right

After I got engaged, it struck me how weird people are with rings — especially other people’s rings.

I know him as “the Douche.” As in “Crazy Ira and the Doooouche” from Parks and Rec. Also he’s on the League. But to me, he’ll always be The Douche.

We had some college kids living downstairs from us for a while and empirically speaking, they were attractive. They were lovely to look at. But the few times that I wound up having a conversation with one or the other of them, I just couldn’t get over how they were basically just children. I’m 33, and the idea of…

Yeah, can you imagine dating a 55-year old? I went on dates with men in their early 30s sometimes when I was 22 or 23 and sometimes, even then, the age difference was noticeable because they had been operating in the adult world for so much longer than I had and we had really different touchstones/cultural memories. I…

I can enjoying looking at a guy younger than me but there is such a gap in age and experience it wouldn't work.

I just don’t understand being into someone 30 years younger. Like, I get thinking they’re hot but that’s not the same as being attractive. I’m 25 and I get a lot of messages from like 23 year old guys and I’m like that’s too young!

Not to mention his sly reference to Trump’s “make America great again” nonsense. Hail to the Chief.

I’m 27 and still afraid to call my friends’ parents by their first names. I think my brain is still refusing to accept that I am an adult now and we are all adults now and I’m allowed to talk to grown-ups and I’m 27 and not 17 and I don’t have to make awkward small talk about how sixth form is going. I’m also old…