It makes me want to cry that our female candidate knew she had to practice not being physically intimidated by her opposition.

Fuck all these people who don’t have their children vaccinated. That they’d rather their children potentially die from a disease that’s been all but stamped out entirely, a disease that is 100% preventable given proper herd immunity, all because of the boogeyman that autism has become. They’d much rather have a kid…

What the utter fuck? Do these backwater hicks think that the gay is going to contaminate them somehow? He’s fucking dead for chrissake. Do your goddamn jobs.

I have never understood how completely devoid of empathy people can be. When someone loses their spouse, you bend over backwards to ease their pain. You don’t flip them the bird and make life even harder.

You have to be a special kind of asshole to refuse funeral services to someone. I have heard of churches doing this, too. This person’s loved ones are experiencing soul-crushing grief. You don’t have to be the humanitarian of the year to show some compassion.

So, he got arrested after posting this right? Or when the tow truck/cops came?

she is my hair heroine.

I say keep it up! My parents always watered down our juice a lot (though for them it was more “we don’t have any money” and less “we’re trying to make this juice-drinking thing a little less bad”), and I grew up with no taste for sugary drinks. I just don’t like them. I pass on soda all the time - and did as a kid -…

Oh your mouth might be saying no but your eyes, they’re saying...actually they look pretty angry.

For restaurants, yes. But the Michelin Pussy Guide actually goes up to 8 stars. But most only get 3 at most, so 5 is really good. Their only 8 Star pussy ever was this woman in rural Japan who lived in this shack that only locals (and REALLY cool tourists) knew about. Sadly, it closed in 1998.

Great. So men can get even more frustrated and potentially violent when real, human women don’t just do everything they want, whenever they want. Because their damn robot at home.

While funny, be wary trying to utilize this technique in the real world.

Nah. Then you have to pretend to be dead to avoid your husband.

I’m a dragonfly/praying mantis hybrid.

I watched an interview of a woman that was bitten by a shark and she wasn’t even mad at the shark. She was a lifeguard, 8 months pregnant, and decided to get an early morning swim in before work. Shark grabbed her by the thigh, dragged her a few yards before letting go and swim away. You know what her reaction was?…

My laughs all sound like screams these days.

Yes, it is funny.

Look, it’s one thing if you are just trying to live your life and the shark busts in trying to eat you. 

I can’t imagine being a regular movie villain has done much to help their conservation status, either. Apparently bats have suffered because lots of people just don’t like them, even when they’re not interfering with human activity. I wouldn’t be surprised if the same applies to sharks.

This is the correct opinion. Look, it’s one thing if you are just trying to live your life and the shark busts in trying to eat you. But the only times humans get attacked by sharks are when they are the ones busting in messing with sharks. Like, I can sleep peacefully at night with zero fear of sharks because I am…