Me too. It’s fucking awful. I WISH I could feel sweat running down my back as opposed to the sides of my face.

I can cope with armpit sweat, esp since I have very little hair left there now. But OH MY GOD if this could be used to make my whole face stop sweating. Like, it’s 73 degrees in my house and I’m getting perspiration beads on my nose and upper lip just from standing in front of the makeup mirror with my arm raised to…

I like my armpit hair, but I wouldn’t mind getting this for my mustache that I have to shave. The killing sweat glands thing would be cool with me also since most of my sweat seems to come straight OUTTA MY FACE.

Butt sweater.

BUT DO THEY STEAL MY ARMPIT HAIRS AND USE THEM FOR SCIENCE EXPERIMENTS AND PROFIT.

Baby looks like it’s wearing a Lucha Libre mask!

Mine looked like a one eyed heroin addict.

Is the demon holding a tiny bottle of beer and toasting us?

Me too, and I fucking hate birds.

is twitter still a thing?

I want to be a twitter person, I feel like a lot of cool shit goes down there sometimes...but I just don’t understand these youths...

Me right now.

“Fuck outta here”

I can’t imagine what it is like to be 14 and think that I needed thousands of people attuned to my every step. What a shitty set of pressures to go through puberty under.

Who enables a microphone on a drone? What audio are you expecting to record?

Team Eagle, not even a contest.

#TeamEagle

We need more eagles.

Yes, yes it is something that dumb.