beat me to it. i keep staring at that quote like

Fred and I were close, but in a funny way because we barely knew each other

THANK YOU IF ONE MORE PERSON SAYS AWE ON A CUTE POST I AM GOING TO LOSE IT.

TL;DR WHERE DEM TITTAYS

Me too, and the fucker isn’t predictable at all. Nothing, nothing, nothing, BOOM 1 inch sticking straight out.

The worst is the terror that starts to settle in as more and more people get their luggage and you are one of the last waiting for another bag to pop out. I think they fuck with a few people and make the last 2-3 bags come out 30 minutes after the previous ones.

I should have gotten 3 because I should have gotten Anne Hathaway, but I decided to be funny and select her name and another option and apparently the quiz does not find me funny. :(
But yeah, I also got Donald Trump and then I guessed on all the others and got one of them right.

I got Trump and Hathaway correct. Pretty sure that means I’m going to Hell or something.

I got 2/10 and I guessed on one of those.
I am not embarrassed by this.

TIME WARP. Chin hairs are always the same exact length when you tweeze em out. Yes, yes, you just plucked it yesterday, but ne’mind that— it fell through the Facial Hair Timespace Continuum Wormhole, and it’s an inch long again today. It will be an inch long tomorrow.

Oh those Ghost Whiskers. xD I get a coupla them on the underside of my jawline, where I utterly can’t see what I’m feelin’, not even in a mirror. My One Weird Trick I discovered: hold a flashlight at an oblique angle (no, really) to light up the hair... and then you can find it with the tweezers. Those ghostly little…

I. CAN. NOT. WAIT. I’ll still be thinking of Yul though,

Okay, what is this? Like, I look at my face every day in the mirror and I swear to God, that hair that is now fully an inch long wasn’t there yesterday.

I was about to say, “All of it,” which includes, “Washing my hair.”

Being expected to leave the house. Ever.

Being forced to shower and maybe (probably not) brush my hair.

Waking up every morning.

I wax my own pits with stripless hard wax.

Have you ever had it done yourself? It hurts, but honestly not as bad as you imagine it does. It also gets easier over time. The more frequently you do it, the less hair there is to rip out and, thus, it’s less painful. You also sort of get used to the feeling.

I want it to be Faith, in either a straight sham season or an all lady season.