Are tattoo necklaces coming back in style or what and why? This is like the third time I’ve seen one of these in the last few weeks, and that’s three times too many.

I got sunburned in Mexico reapplying every hour, wearing a hat, and sitting in the shade the entire afternoon.

I’m basically Gollum when it comes to sunlight and I never realized how much I trust sunscreens to just...work. After a recent pay raise, I decided I can now afford to buy the good stuff (coola, supergoop). Most people buy a jazzy new car or take a vacation I’m buying spf 50.

As a ginger who burns if I glance at the sun (last week I literally found myself applying sunscreen as the sun rose) I didn’t even realize that duplicitous sunscreen was a nightmare of mine. Then I read this article and got chills.

Can you please please please stop setting the videos on autoplay when you post them?

It makes me a little sad that I’ll never be that good at punching another person in the face.

I... love this photo...

Ugh I know. They are THE WORST AMIRITE?? Next thing you know those trashy whores will be showing up at women’s shelters with toys and books for the kids. TERRIBLE!

Melissa McCarthy, Kristen Wiig, Kate McKinnon and Leslie Jones spent Saturday dressed in their Ghostbusters costumes, visiting patients at the Floating Hospital for Children at Tufts Medical Center.

Yep. The Starbucks ones are hands down the fucking worst and the people who order them are the worst.

Yep!! And don’t get mad when it takes longer because I have to add 50 extra ingredients.

I will never forgive the person that started the Starbucks secret menu website. It made my time there hell. I had so many people look at me like I was an idiot when I didn’t know what went in a banana split frappicino or a birthday cake one. No. Stop. Order off the damn menu that already has like 50 options and stop…

Banned foods include alcohol, coffee, soda, dairy, meat, pasta, starchy grains and refined sugar.

I didn’t realize that clear pee had anything to do with acid/alkaline status. Pretty sure it just means you’re well-hydrated. But if that’s what we’re aiming for, I guess I win at life. I had to repeat a urine test at the hospital a couple weeks ago because the first test was so dilute that it wasn’t reliable.…

I have a friend who a lot of people will call a bimbo.... but, she is seriously one of the sweetest people I know, she’s also super smart. People underestimate her all the time, hell, I did.

I fucking love Coco. There I said it. She seems like that friend that is super nice but will go from 0-100 real quick when you need her to.

This is a conversation I had several times with my ex. It went something like, “If you feel a need to throw some shit away, throw some of your own shit away. Do not throw my shit away. What the literal fuck is wrong with you? You know what? Fuck this. You’re a dick. I’m out.”

Right? If I were doing spring cleaning, I’d automatically assume that the other person’s clothing, books, and mementos were off limits and any reduction of those items should be done by them or at their direction.

No matter if your collection is precious items like this or romance novels from the grocery store, DON’T FUCK WITH SOMEONE ELSE’S BOOKS.