“Sconnie run” is totally a thing. Beer on Sundays and fireworks.

Hudson run!

I just can’t get into Affleck as Batman. Every time I see a pic of him in the costume, I think it’s a prank, or from a parody directed by Kevin Smith.

I think that is just common courtesy. I think you are in the right to check in with them, because I definitely go quiet when I don’t understand something and its confusing to the point that I would have to say “I really don’t understand at all and I feel like an idiot”. It’s much more kind to have someone check with…

Here in Wisconsin, we make the IRS give us our refunds in Miller Lite and Bratwurst.

THIS. SO MUCH THIS.

I’m a senior member of my work group and work in a highly technical job, so when I’m explaining things to people, I regularly ask if what I’m saying makes sense. Often, people won’t stop and ask a question if they don’t understand something, so I stop and check periodically. I don’t say it in a condescending way. I’m…

Self reported survey? Wisconsinites are proud of their drinking.

Dear Wisconsin,

Many years ago, when I was young, I went to see a friend who was attending University of Wisconsin at Madison. It was Halloween weekend, and I was attending UT at the time, so I knew all about craziness at Halloween. Those people were insane. I am still shocked no one died that weekend. Morning until night alcohol.

I honestly know other white people who have said to me there should be a white history month. I ask them if the 11 months other than February aren’t enough them? Then you see there eyes glaze over and the comprehension just dissolves into the atmosphere around them.

Let’s say we’ll start watching by 9, that way we can actually start watching by 9:30.

Let's not get crazy. Lima beans are the worst.

Ugh, SAME. Peas are the worst.

Peas in guacamole? I don’t even like peas in my peas.

also, knives.

Aren’t people always saying that about arrows?