Any color but this weird-ish skin-ish tone would make the dress at least 4 times better.

Too many fantasies would be converging. And a person, after all, can only take so much.

Actually, no need for tape in good latex. Well-made latex articles hold everything In. Place.

When I was a young kid (not that young actually, but we’re going with young) I used to get all my money changed to quarters and carry it around in a money pouch and pretend I was rich and also in the middle ages or something.
This is not relevant to your story but I thought I would share.

the cut of the dress is fab. the material is nauseating.

I do! Instead of brushing out, just use your fingers to massage your scalp (I don’t know if you use gel and SOTC on freshly washed hair, but I do and I do the same scalp massage after I’ve done dry shampoo). And be sure to not break curls if you can help it, just spray around your curl clumps.

I do! Instead of brushing out, just use your fingers to massage your scalp (I don’t know if you use gel and SOTC on…

2 valtrex, 2 ob tampons, 2 midols, 2 chewy multi vitamins, 2 advil liquigels. My purse is the Noah’s Ark of being a lady out in the everyday world.

Me too! It’s really embarrassing but I keep 2 emergency Valtrex in my purse for this exact reason. I guess I meant the topical, over-the-counter stuff never works.

“It’s very bloody. It’s painful. There’s cramping, pelvic cramping.”

I was visiting Pittsburgh and found a sidewalk vendor selling muumuus on a rack and I bought like four. Def not finding a boyfriend this summer.

I contemplated buying a cheap muumuu at Walgreens the other day. It’s still on my mind. I may have to go back for it.

Kelly Faircloth - “A casual caftan.”

As I get older my aesthetic is changing to “crazy middle-aged art teacher” and I’m trying to find a nice big alpaca ruana to wear all winter. And fall. And probably most of spring and summer because I live in Seattle.

Mothers can do literally nothing that pleases the world.

Suede pants. Like I don’t even understand what this is. Can Millihelen do a thing on it?

“What if” is not the basis of a sound argument. She could die tomorrow in a freak accident and leave her kid an orphan (because dad clearly has the kid’s best interests in mind and doesn’t sound like a dumbass vindictive prick at all). WHAT THEN?! NOBODY EVER DO ANYTHING BECAUSE SOMETHING MIGHT HAPPEN.

does “burner creator” even go here?

Exactly! What judge is looking at this going “yeah, okay, homeboy has a case?” Any sane person is seeing this come across their desk and going “yeah okay no.”

How is this enforceable? Are they going to station a police officer to watch her 24/7 and make damn sure that baby doesn’t latch on? This is ridiculous and the father who started all of this needs a good punch in the throat.