I experience a God Given sadness every time someone brings up Glen Beck

Do you remember that other tell all by one of his other girlfriends? Baby oil still creeps me out.

WHOA. Holly never signed a NDA? I know this is not my best moment, but......

Miley why are you making me like you, GRRR

GENDER FLUID SOCIALLY CONSCIENCE MILEY CYRUS IS MY FUCKING FAVORITE

They have nothing on Isla Fisher / Amy Adams

I always feel like they don’t look that similar, but when you put them side by side like that...

I get these two confused sometimes

These two are truly Nick Nolte/Gary Busey for the new milennium.

Seriously. I live in Miami AND I have a dust mite allergy. Ceiling fans would leave me dead of either heatstroke or asphyxiation by my own sinuses.

“I CAN’T BELIEVE YOU’RE DOING THIS TO ME IN MY BIRTHDAY WEEK!!!” and hung up.

There is no way that Turtle from Entourage didn’t have sex with someone who only knew him as Turtle from Entourage. Like 0% chance.

Or how betrayed she would feel that her own father, a person who is supposed to love and protect her, would become a bully too? She must have felt like absolutely no one would support and protect her. How terribly sad.

If she was being bullied at school, it makes it so much worse that her own father would do this to her. Did it never occur to him that those same bullies would see this and use it against her? WTF!

Alternatively:

I’ve enjoyed the sketches of hers I’ve watched previously, but I found this one disappointing. It was basically just “bitches be crazy” as far as I can tell.

I am in TOTAL agreement with all of this. Violet is gorgeous and has amazing style but that’s about it. Anytime she was in an acting challenge she completely flopped. I would have no interest in seeing her perform because it would just be staring at her while she stands there looking pretty in a corset. Kennedy and…

I was the only one at my prom (... 2008...) in a floor length dress, and that is only because I am goth royalty.

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