Seriously. I've seen too many "Looking for a maid who is also willing to be a sex slave. The pay is zero, but you know, no rent/discounted rent*" to think this is crazy by now. And I don't even go on CL, I just see what is mocked on other sites.
I feel deeply saddened for the 1/3 of the takers who cannot poop outside the home. How stressful...
I am a shit monster the first day of my period. It's the worst, because even after you go, it still feels like you have the urge.
I take it out before I poop, and then replace it after I'm done. I hate period poops. They are the worst.
He did. And DON'T BOTHER.
But clearly these women are insane... so obviously nobody should listen to them, ever, about anything. They are made of lies and glitter.
Yes.....a while back she said she had sex with ghosts. She's also said she brushes her teeth with Jack Daniels, but I don't think we're supposed to take everything literally.
Everything on my phone is silent/vibrate. Even my alarm (very pleasant way to wake up, just leave it near your pillow. I'm just lazy enough to not take the time to pick out an actual ring, plus I never have to worry about it going off at an inopportune moment.
as a tech person
I don't think my phone has ever been turned off of vibrate... also marimba was my alarm tone for so long it sends a horrible chill up my spine any time i hear it.
Also, any guy who enjoys blowjobs and uses "dick-sucking" as an insult is a fucking hypocrite.
Hahaha oh man. This tweet. I can't. The level of humblebrag / judgeypants is almost overwhelming.
I am beyond sick and tired of hearing SAHMs complain about their long resume of "chef, maid, chauffeur and bookkeeper all rolled into one!"
I once told a dude that and his response was "I don't believe you." Seriously. If a lady gives you that line, that means she's not into it. Otherwise she wouldn't have given you that line.
Catch the train, Wasco residents!
Burn it. Burn it all to the ground.
"The fault here is any parent who doesn't feel this is essential training for boys, too. "