This desperately needs a GIF of The Count.

Right? If you lived in the country and noticed every time you saw a horse dick, well, you'd spend all day noticing horse dick.

I hate to tell ya, Mark, but that's definitely not a horse erection. They let it all hang out like that when they're relaxed or right before/after they pee. It's dropped but not erect.

Count em, two, TWO giant pricks!!

God, just the screencap of the video creeps me right the fuck out. I'm not sure I even want to click play.

I have a ground floor apartment in a major U.S. city, sooooooooooooo.... this gives me a full-on case of the "icks" and the "scareds" and the *sobs*

This shelter is right near me and I have a tuxedo cat (who is fixed) I really want another kitten and now that I know there are oodles of tuxies right near me I don't think I'll be able to resist.

Right? Like nobody recognizes early-evening wear separates?

Hey, there's no need to be so fucking classist. These aren't "tuxedo cats"; they're just dressed reasonably: it's after five, and they're not farmers.

...weird. and sad. but kitties!(?)!

Oh dear lord, yes. From last year: UNLINED 3x5 notecards, two packs. Not used at all. Specific color paper, not plasticized, pocket folder with prongs AND holes to go in binder....no such beast. Bought everything on the list for one year only to hear the teacher say "we have just way too many dry erase markers!" …

Combined, my kids were in elementary school for 9 years. 9 years of absurdly specific lists. It wasn't enough to have 7 spirals (when they come in packs of 6), but they had to be 7 wide ruled 70 page perforated sheet spirals, 2 red, 1 yellow, 1 white, 1 green, 1 blue, 1 orange. And there had to be 7 2-pocket brad…

I feel like going and buying supplies and just giving them away to some disadvantaged kids. It's been my ritual since '95 to go get school supplies in preparation for a new school year; loved loved LOVED Lisa Frank. Sadly, I've just earned my Bachelor's degree and have no need for school stuff. Is a post-college…

I think there may be another factor, based on my SIL's experience: school supply lists have gotten WEIRDLY specific and/or are send really late in the year (she got hers two weeks before school started). The list specified three standard-sized 8-count boxes of Crayola crayons, which apparently all the suburbs…

Thinking about it, maybe the post office should offer hand-canceling or nicer postmarks for a small, per-item fee. They could use the money, and brides will be happier with the results. Win-win.

I miss clothes shopping with my dad for school. I couldn't go with mom like my siblings bc they were fit (even though I was prob the most active- thx genetics) and I wasn't, so she would buy me stuff a bit too small, "for inspiration." My dad would get pissed when I'd come home crying, so at age 10, he took over. Each…

This is the best time to start grabbing cheap notebooks and what not. Right before the schools start sending out their lists. Wait too long though and then there's the obnoxious lines. <sigh> It's a small sweet spot.

Boots and pants, boots and pants, boots and pants...

I run a teeny tiny community development nonprofit and back to school time is when I buy our pencils, notebooks and pens. It's the one time of the year when all that stuff is cheap at the same time.

I love back to school shopping so much that I organize a charity drive annually at work to fill backpacks for needy kids. I love going to office supply stores and picking up pencils, pens, highlighters, looseleaf, comp books, etc. for kids. If anyone wants to get their vicarious BTS shop on, there are plenty of…