So instead of finding ways to get her resources for caring for her children, they... strip her of more resources by throwing her in jail? This makes sense.

Well now they will use it on everything. I'd rather they be confused.

DOES NO ONE UNDERSTAND CONTEXT CLUES?

Because the use of the vernacular was very appropriate in this context.

I am so, so, so angry so I'm going to apologize in advance for the tone of this post:

I dance like Elaine on Seinfeld. I regret nothing.

God I'm just so glad no one has ever filmed me dancing.

He has the best voice. That man could read Twilight on tape and I would buy it.

Tom can still get it. Colin also got the can-get-it genes. Chet cannot get it.

The Colin Hanks/Chat Haze dichotomy is a bizarre version of the Good Twin/Evil Twin trop and is thus a source of endless fascination to me.

To clarify, his son Chet is a dumbass. His other son, Colin, is made of sunshine and unicorn kisses.

Does anyone hate Tom Hanks? Like, are you even allowed to? Because I hope not.

What? Surely it's needed for maths class? And exams... It's not like calculators are some weird archaic device or something.

This comes across less like some deep and meaningful social experiment and more like a bitter dude trying to punish women for not respecting his special snowflakeness. 'Oh, you failed to notice what a bright and shining and unique soul I am in a sea of less fascinating men? Let me waste your time and pretend that it…

I applied for a school librarian position. They had all the candidates come in on a Saturday and take a test that included math. They had told everyone to bring a calculator, but 90% of the applicants just showed up expecting to use their phone calculator. Cut to a room full of grown-ups sweating to figure out…

WHITE LADY GETS MARRIED TO ATTENTION

He's an overly earnest douchebag.

I especially hate Zach Braff.

I feel like Lamprey Mouth wrote this whole fucking movie just so he could use this shot that he'd clearly been wanking over in his mind for like 10 years.

I hate this fucking movie. I especially hate the ending.