My ex and I talked somewhat seriously about changing both our middle names to Kickass.

"We moved out here for the rural nature, the quiet aspects of it, the open space,"

"They blare music all night long, they have college students out there screaming, and everyone's drinking.... Rural residents have quiet lifestyles.

Several times a week? I am calling BULLSHIT on that. I am sure all those Tuesday weddings are keeping the chickens up.

That's not scary. The ghost is obviously friendly. It just wanted to hold the cameraman's hand, and even closed the door when asked! Check your corporeal privilege, Mark.

What do you do when you see a squirrel? "You try to pet it or feed it or talk to it." Well, no, don't do any of those things- but don't kick it off a cliff, either!

I love in the beginning how she was gung-ho and ready for dicks, and by #89 a piece of her soul had clearly died.

I noticed that the covers were updated. I wondered if they updated other things as well! Weird!

by handedness you mean you judge whether or not that have hands ????

Damn, my cheekbones are the weakest feature of my face. Couldn't you have gone with eyebrows? I keep those looking fresh to death.

HIMYM required more attention, there's a lot of flashbacks, forwards, jokes, etc. I watch BBT because it's like white noise. The characters are likable enough and I'm happy to see Mayim and Johnny working. It's not 2 and 1/2 men awful.

I think Kaley Cuoco is the weak link. She's been reduced from star to second string by Rauch and Bialik. She could leave the show and I doubt you'd see much of a ratings dip. She should not have salary parity with the other 2. If the guys left the show, it would hurt. Bialik is probably the one getting paid the least…

My husband and I discussed combining the letters of our last names to make a new one. Some possible combinations include Lincoln Logs, Action Song (I would insist on playing Eye of the Tiger every time I walked into a room because I'm the worst), Coinslot, and Giant Coot. I really feel like we missed a pretty…

That's the great thing about being a grownup! You get to do all your 11-year-old fantasy shit, legally. And you also have credit cards.

My husband and I, respectively, have no interest in retaining the last name of our fathers. (I'm very tired; did that sentence make sense? We are not siblings.) I therefore suggested to him that we make up a new last name when we got married. Actually, I wanted to change it to Spaceman. He never quite gave in,…

Harpoon is awesome! I think the best one we came up with was "Hellpee" which doesn't have quite the same ring to it.

The way I read it, they collectively changed their name to Seamonster, like some celebrity couple (Brangelina et al). Like, "Who's coming for the BBQ, Karen?" "Well, Patty and Mike said they would be here, and Seamonster will be running a little bit late."

Middle name? They should have gone full monty and used it as their surname.

I changed my first and last name when I married. I'd always hated my given first name and had talked about changing it for years. But everyone I knew talked about what a hassle it would be, etc. It actually wasn't. Some of my family members have been resistant to it, but I decided that anyone who didn't respect me…

Aw, the second guys little smile while watching it? Adorable.