Revenge of the slave Leias, choking out creepers across the con floor!

I don't want these man servants if they're going to waste that much champagne when they open the bottles.

"Women are sex objects and men are success objects" - huh, word

LOLing at Eva Mongolia.

Didn't Eva Mongolia and Tony Parker get married on this date too? That worked out well for them..

Just in time for him to marry a third wife on 08/08/08!

My brother married his second wife on 7/7/07 - their marriage lasted for about a good, solid year.

I'm getting married on 9/13. I didn't realize it but, but every so often I'll have a Friday the 13th anniversary. That's so going to be a party at my house on those Fridays.

I had to go for work last week. I stayed at a casino and I got SO depressed. I saw all those glassy-eyed people jamming money into slots, smoking and drinking, and I thought "Damn, this is what is supposed to be fun for adults? Really?" It threw me into a horrible funk. I had to go out by the pool and watch the kids…

I know I must be officially an old because I'm still not sure why jean shorts are bad now, or why they need a portmanteau like they're something new... In other words, get off my lawn!

I feel like the phrase "wore jorts, bought legos" should be the official slogan of normcore.

circumcision is when a dick is filed down into a point, yes.

On the plus side, he took home some sweet souvenirs.

Truth be told, those same germs are probably on everything in the store. Including door handles and shopping carts.

You just gotta find the right shade! It's out there.

I am a redhead and I wear the hell out of red! (I don't know if I look awful in it or not, but I feel amazing in it)

So by my count, Cantor did exactly NONE of the voices. And how does help him promote HIS music? Boo, motherfucker, boo.

I'd love to know what kind of "reliable" beater worth 5k people are driving around in. Totally stupid to sell a paid off car just to get one that telegraphs "poor" better.

I read this story off of a reddit link, and a lot of people also came to her defense in keeping the car. The fact is, a known vehicle with a known maintenance history is a relatively smart decision over selling and getting a possible clunker. Controlling risk is just as important as controlling finances.