I was expecting something more like deploying a car airbag. Like a "GTFO MY SPACE" rather than a "please leave?".

Oh what we don't have to go in the hut anymore?

I wish I wasn't already semi sick of this song due it being used in a Captain Morgan commercial that is ALWAYS ON.

I was rather hoping this thing would hyper-inflate like a life raft. It looks more like a slowly expanding umbrella-skirt than a inflatable-skirt. I would want the whole thing to puff up too, not just the bottom :P

I was really hoping it would spring out a little faster than it did. Like how an umbrella would when you opened it.

1) Terrible people. Literally. It's impossible to be a good person and film something in portrait mode.

See, I took it to mean Produce as in fruits and vegetables. Produce the Night! Lettuce party! Carrot on my wayward son!

This is my child every morning. "I'm sleeeeepy." And I'm like "dude...me too, let's get back in bed WTF are we doing up anyhow." We are just the worst influences on each other. He learns bad habits and I'm late to work. Giving the lazy cat stink eye on the way out.

In 2007? What?

I don't even remember what breasts look like, anymore. Mine are the only real ones I even see. Thanks, media.

I think they should have kept it. I think they shold have kept it and used it, together with other mannequins of other sizes. The problem isn't that mannequins are too skinny, the problem is monoculture. People are different, mannequins should also be different, to convey and condone that fact. Saying that ribs are…

Look for my new self help book, "Be the Executive Producer of Your Life," hitting bookstores summer 2014!

I am loving this term, "produce the night." I think I'll use it in everyday conversation:

Self: How am I going to produce the night? A whole personal pan pizza and a bottle of red wine!

maybe the star she's talking about is Gwyneth Paltrow, who tells nothing but salubrious stories.

Oh, honey, you are so not her friend. Paid or otherwise.

Is this person so full of themselves that they can't just call themselves an assistant?

"Salubrious" means healthy. The word you want is salacious.

Apparently "paid hollywood friend" = the latest click bait term for "assistant."