wait...is that a thing beyond this story? People are the worst.

Are we sure this isn't the same rabbit?

Exactly! I absolutely avoided Cougertown based on the name - then I eventually stumbled across an episode - and it was pretty damn funny. Especially Laurie.

So apparently he's saying that he can only get erections when he is lying?

Important information for any potential partners, I think.

Not only that, but I bought a DIGITAL VOICE RECORDER last week. Yes, because I don't want to record myself into the phone/on Evernote. I want single-use devices because I don't want to be connected all the time. Which probably means I should throw my second foot in the grave while I'm at it?

OF COURSE KANYE'S WEDDING INVITATION IS IN ALL CAPS. OF COURSE IT IS. ALL THAT'S MISSING IS A RANT AT THE BOTTOM ABOUT WHAT A DICK JIMMY KIMMEL IS.

And saying "On the eve of our marriage, [...] at six o'clock in the evening." Sounds a bit weird to me. Too much eve. Trying too hard.

that actually makes me think that it's fake.. or that Kim hates "Kimberly"

I'll go with clueless for 200, Alex.

Well, at least they specified Paris, France, which automatically rules out Paris, Texas or Paris, Ontario.

I've never gotten it and on paper, it should be the perfect show for me.

I cannot understand anything about them. I'm a very smart person but no matter how much I read/have them explained, I just can't quite rap my head around the concept. How are printing things that aren't paper and ink and how are they working as real things?

It doesn't matter how many times I read about 3D printers or how much people try to explain them to me, I'm still completely baffled by them.

I agree - Reese is the friend you want holding your hair as you're puking into a bush outside the bar and assuring the police/on-lookers "She's fine y'all - just had some bad clams!"

When I drink, my friends are always like "Who the fuck..." (I'm from Tennessee and live in DC). I went on a drunk rant about wearing "house shoes" the other day (I guess people up north call them slippers?) and apparently it sounded like "howssss sheeeewuz." I love it.

There is nothing worse than being rejected by someone you don't even fucking want. What a douche bag.

I don't know... It has all of the right ingredients, but the execution is wrong. I just can't get into variety shows. I feel like that format is dead and will never again appeal to large audiences.

:(

Both Fallon and Rogen sound like Lumpy Space Princess. Oh my glob!

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