Terry Crews is a national treasure. 

One of the thoughts that I’ve hated more than anything over the last 300 million years it feels like Trump has been President, is the amount of credit he gets for being some next level supervillain genius who’s masterfully manipulating the press and his believers.

“Is this another attempt by Gyllenhaal to prove he’s a Serious Actor?”

Go eat your shrimp cocktail, Eleanor, and tell your friend Jason to say “hello” to Donkey Doug.

Hi! Sorry your experience at Jezebel was less than perfect. We’re working on correcting the typo, and we’d like to invite you and your friends back, on the house. Thanks for bringing this to our attention!

This evening, my friends and I wanted to really experience the feminist side of the internet so we went to Jezebel. There aren’t enough words to describe how awful it was.

If I wanted to express a contrarian, ‘brave’ opinion just to get attention, I’d be...well, you, I guess. Hard pass.

Captain America really is great at evoking that simpler, more innocent time when everyone could agree that punching Nazis was a Good Thing. Man, remember 2011?

They wrote that it botches the Scandinavian crime genre, not that it’s set in Scandinavia. Maybe read properly first before you accuse others of ineptitude?

1. That’s not how “tolerance” works, you idiot.

Vlaming maintains his solution was one of “mutual tolerance,” and it’s the school board that’s guilty of intolerance.

Remember when Tracy Morgan got into all kinds of trouble for his gross act? I think Kevin needs a Tina Fey in his life. I honestly don’t even remember Tracy’s apology, but this statement killed me. He’s.....”too sleepy and self-centered...” to hurt anyone. And that second paragraph.....wow, I can only imagine what she…

Right, he made a joke in the beforetimes, when it wasn’t wrong to disparage people for their sexuality. When threatening violence against gay people was the law of the land. Before gay people had risen up and become sentient beings, when there was no need to respect their inherent humanity. Way back (*checks notes*)…

No major car companies that started as part of the Detroit Big 3 make competent small trucks, vans, and sub-compacts in the U.S. Either they’re global cars from one of their European branches or captive imports. This is because they can sell larger vehicles such as SUVs, CUVs, and trucks with huge profit margins.…

Um, I think Nancy Pelosi should be Speaker because... she’s fucking good at her job?

But on the other hand, Mrs. Beeton thought the proper way to cook pasta was to boil it for one hour and forty-five minutes.

My dad took my brother and me to see “The Producers” and it was sold out (which was odd because it was January and I don’t recall that movie being a big hit). My brother wanted to go see some sports movie but I voted for “Last Holiday”, which isn’t a great film but rather delightful as Queen Latifah thinks she is…

i have my certs because i’m a restaurant manager and have been a cook before. the way i treat product at work is entirely different from how i treat it at home. not to mention the amount of stuff at work that i would never serve to a guest but more than willingly put into my own digestive system - i’m talking eggs…

This.  In spades.