This was a Novel.

I’m suddenly interested in teaching The Blair Witch Project.

She doesn’t actually meet Spider-Man; she walks out of a room and asks RDJ, “Where’s the kid?” The word “Spider-Man” isn’t used inher scene. She probably wasn’t told who she was supposed to be meeting, since her cameo was a surprise.

Ketchup?? The fuck out here.

I STILL can’t believe that in order to get a BACHELOR’S DEGREE, I had to take six months of PE on top of six months of “Health.” I went for Volleyball/Tennis, because at least in tennis my absolute failure of athleticism could only let down one other person, but OF COURSE we spent 75% of the term at volleyball because…

And nothing is stopping you from using a few real candles alongside a horde of LED ones!

Only slightly tangential, but the overwhelming attention to something that’s barely there on Chris Pine reminded me of the massive freak out DC had about the Batwang, which was also so barely there it wasn’t worth freaking out about (although seeing Chris Pine AND Batman’s junk in a single year is good for my mental…

Accurate.

This. A restaurant sees germs from hundreds of people every day, with food coming from all over the place, and serious turn over time for food. Your home kitchen is a totally different environment.

She should throw a black tennis skirt over the top of that catsuit and tell them all to eff off.

Honestly, the way that the story was phrased—“made from an ostrich” rather than “made from ostrich leather”—made me imagine something much more like this:

There's a Castle adaptation starring Sebastian Stan in post-production right now. It was supposed to premier this year, but there aren't any details that I can find.

It shook me for sure.

I mean, we did without it for over 200 years without dissolving into total anarchy, so “replace it with what we did before” sounds like a pretty legit plan.

Women of the Harlem Renaissance, right down the path from Shakespeare in Central Park. http://flavorwire.com/506177/20-female-harlem-renaissance-writers-you-should-know

They’re nevar put wrong-end front.

It’s ACTUALLY about the best man wanting to fuck the groom.

Tony managed it for a bit, so I imagine a combination of guilt and parental authority would do the trick—at least to the point of him not carrying the costume around with him all the time. Remember that Peter is only really able to Spider-Man because he’s keeping it a secret from May, and she’s allowing him to keep…

That sounds seriously awful, given that Aunt May just learned Peter is Spider-Man in Homecoming. So she apparently was cool with it, since Peter still has his costume in IW, and then Peter dies, May gets 2-3 years to deal with her grief and guilt for letting him continue super-heroing, and then he comes back? Jesus,…

You might want to look into which version you originally read: there’s the 1818, which she published at 19, and there’s the 1831, which she revised quite extensively (and, to my mind, poorly) which is also the one most people end up reading.