How about the principle of parking correctly and not getting tickets in the first place?

It’s almost like there’s a vast right-wing conspiracy. If only someone had warned us it might be a thing...

It would probably be self serving with many glaring omissions.

Here’s the true answer: Every single Toad that puts on the specific princess crown can and will turn into Peach. Why do you think there’s a Toad at the end of every castle in the NES Mario? The crown is passed around as a means to manipulate Mario into “liberating” castles all over the mushroom kingdom. When the Toad…

I’m assuming everyone needs help. You all need help.

You are exactly who this is for

“The Case for Two Libations”

Reminds me of how so many people mention that The_Donald started ironically, but swarms of racists and nationalists overcrowded and “redefined it”. Nah, it was always a haven for assholes with just a few people doing it “ironically” (Poe’s Law? Act like an idiot and idiots will find good company with you?)

I take the same approach to life. Yes, in my kitchen are grease stains, dirty dishes, swarms of ants, spoiled food, stagnant water and a floor sticky with spilled soda. But *underneath* it all is a perfectly clean and respectful kitchen, so why should I clean it? Meritocracy will allow the cleanliness to rise to the…

Unless of course the old woman is the local variant of The Morrigan, in which case you should graciously help her while politely declining all offers of recompense, escort her to a place of safety, and take your leave.

chicken in red wine is literally like Julia Child’s signature recipe, what are you talking about

what the hell marchman

God forbid you go to a movie knowing that something major happens in it.

From the linked article:

They want to win the big deal prestigious movie awards, most of which require a theatrical release.

To gain more acclaim for their product so they can make more money.

Mayonnaise is a scourge upon humanity.

I’m sorry, but the first thing they teach you in Journalism 101 is that you report the news with no bias or favor. If an editor or owner hands you a pre-written script they intent to embed into a newscast containing their personal political views, there are only two credible options for a professional journalist:

Yes, Arendt did say something similar about all those low-level functionaries in Hitler’s Germany who were just regular people trying to make a living. File clerks and bus drivers and whatnot. But I doubt Arendt would be as forgiving of Joseph Goebbel’s file clerk because that guy had to know that he was helping to…

“And what was with the weird swipe at Arthur Miller at the end?”