What is the difference between Skyler's Vera Bradley bag and an average messenger bag? Actually, I know the answer to that. A run-of-the-mill messenger bag could never be that fabulous.

I wish dueling was legal so he could fight Rachel Maddow too. Rand Paul is kind of lucky its not legal.

Maybe they'll launder them into brownies?

That pic is of my boots. The manufacturer calls them men's boots. I really don't care about that because I am much more concerned with how much they cost and the "women's" equivalent was $40 more. But that's not the point.

This is Wendy Davis being cheered on by the ghost of Ann Richards- the only Dem Governor of Texas since 1990, the 2nd female Governor of the state ever, and an outspoken feminist. Courtesy of some genius animators.

It is the Opinion of This Court that this is a very nuanced, beautiful, and kick-ass painting.

Adele. Lorde. Taylor Swift. Lily Allen (although I heard she changed her name). Pink (not quite non-naked, but she does it ironically). Selena Gomez. Sara Barellies.

I never watched him while he was on it, but I was fortunate enough to witness his Dark Angel/Jessica Alba (for everyone who has no recollection of the TV show that myself and approximately 12 other people watched) days. And it was fascinating.

Also guys: please don't be racist.

Driving Miss Andry

I'm a millenial, and when my father got divorced he couldn't clean, cook or do his own laundry because he didn't know how. But millenials are the WORST, amirite? They're clearly the only ones who don't know how to do this stuff.

I once tried catcalling. I leaned out the window and idled past a young woman and shouted, "I really like your shoes! Woo-HOOOOOO!"

It's not a coat, it's a duster. It's like a coat only it's longer, thicker, and far more bad-ass. She looks like Lorenzo Lamas and women find her irresistible.

With a few more grafts, you could turn this into a Bloody Mary plant, since it's already got the vodka and tomato juice covered.

It was on that day in October of 2013 that kinja user GAWKSUCKER proffered the novel never before done idea of questioning the assertions of rape victims.

The new concept spread rapidly through society, ending the tyranny of false rape accusations which had up until this point, never ever been questioned by anyone ever.

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In case anyone ever needed evidence that the patriarchy hurts everyone, here you go.

Was this the girl who ran away screaming? If so, he may have a point...

Wow, that is way more descriptive than I've ever seen Hemingway's writing. I guess he feels more detail-oriented when it comes to fantasizing about protecting his mistresses and his fish?

"Peter Dinklage shows up as an effeminate barista with an unpronounceable name and a poet’s mustache."