What is the point of collecting the evidence kit if it’s not automatically tested? *headdesk*

He doesn’t even go here!

No. We don’t apologize for donating cadavers to med schools, we don’t apologize for building body farms, we don’t apologize for collecting and then discarding sperm for fertility tests. The speaker’s tone was matter-of-fact about a totally routine and frankly mundane aspect of her job.

Lays needs to really go for it next year. They need to think in concepts, not these passe flavors.

All I can think about every time I read their name is this:

Read her LGBT speech from 2011 and tell me that her position is new.

That’s terribly specific, and also, like, objectively wrong.

“Hey, let’s collude on this box of wine.”

Tell the photobooth-ers the plan is selfies and a hashtag (#weddedbliss4eva), they’re lucky to get a chair, didn’t you learn how to park a car?, and the theme is “get married before the park closes”. Wedding solved!

What’s even worse is that what they drank was seriously shitty. I mean, warm punch? The fuck is that?

Not limited to, no, but young people are more likely to use it often.

Three things that will never rise again: the proletariat, the South, and Jesus.

That’s just a sampling error, because young people are more likely to use the internet.

I’m going to channel my mother: “A hit dog always hollers.”

But the forbidden lesbian angle intrigues me. I MUST TASTE THIS SLIGHTLY ROTTEN MILK.

Only because that beer cock has whiskey dick.

Came for this joke. Was not disappointed.

Flour for burritos. No way does corn have the necessary structural integrity. Now, you want to talk about tacos? Forget about it.

“Blossom County Road 302”

Always in our hearts, but maybe busy with the kiddos.