Phimosis AND priapism? How many dick diseases does one diety need?

That was the universe telling your mom, “Your daughter needs a drink.”

From what I’m looking at, you should just buy a shit ton of tulle and wear it as a drape.

It’s from Angel. She’s an ancient hell goddess, and she fucking rocks.

Tact is an obstacle to liberation.

That better be a strong electric fence. I’ve never built anything to keep a goat away from what they wanted.

You know those people you are friends with your friends, who you don’t really like, but are still kinda obligated to invite to things? Well...

Yes. It should be most purple indeed.

My summer style: that dude with only one pair of jeans.

Pinkham’s failure as a human being is showing again. Cut them in half and roast with garlic; add to your spicy tomato sauce at last possible moment; serve.

Gotta love that the cashier called out your bs though.

Maybe marine biologists have game.

One group has the glassy-eyed stare of a hellish interior, and the other is made of wax?

I am white and also a dude and I’d sell my eye teeth to get this part.

You are clearly awesome in a crisis.

Vienna Sausages?

What a surprise twist! Are we in an M. Night Shyamalan movie? Does M-Dog have a self-indulgent cameo as the pollster who just happens to be Indian?

This could also be a subtle way to question someone about their sexual orientation—another protected class.

As one of the (likely) few menz hanging out here, I am disappoint at the lack of tie bars.

That’s the same argument they use when I want to hold hands with my boyfriend in public.