*Drops Mic*

I've heard of it too, but only in the context of one plate in a party (of like 9) being outside food. Everybody bringing in food to the restaurant is tres bizarre. Are they only there for the ambiance?

Alcohol: it provokes the desire, but it takes away the performance.

I went to a dry campus in a dry county, which was obviously pretty lame, but I can't fee why it's considered appropriate to serve alcohol at fraternities and sororities in the first place, given that most of the members would be underage.

She's beat Reagan's record, which is enough of a reason for me.

IT'S MINE, YOU NAZI SLAVE-HOLDING BASTARD!

She texts the way my grandmother facebooks, sooo... I'm for peak mom.

It's not peak-Texan till there's a dog or a Bush.

Wendy Davis pushed that law through in 2011.

It's become some Lovecraftian horror. I approve.

I'm sorry, but that's either made up or Canadian.

I don't understand why there isn't a nationally mandated protocol for sexual assault instead of this piecemeal nonsense. Harvard shouldn't get to negotiate with the Justice Department over Title IX.

Such romance. Married on golf course. Wow.

Patrick Schwarzenegger is hot.

What due diligence? Dogs don't typically come with birth certificates.

I don't know what your particular thing is, but my non-alcohol sister just goes to the bartender and asks for water with a twist in a martini glass. Then nobody notices or says anything.

He was the best of us. We as a species can give up, because we've already won.

This is seriously THE WORST. One, she's illegally accessed your records, but two!! she's labeled you Munchhausen's, which (while a legitimate disease) could seriously undermine any medical care you (or more likely you don't) receive in the future. That is some seriously abusive bullshit.

Well, they said it was a truffle!

Curse you Tom Ford! Why must you tease me with things I could never pay for?