Jeez. Putting that tattoo on each time they wanted to show Jax Teller's butt must have been a pain.

I think you're overreacting a little. It's a joke. I've spent $6 on a joke before.

You'd find this less creepy if a sixteen year old secretly invited an eleven year old to come across country?

The fact that she did this on her own and not because the boy invited her makes the whole thing much less creepy.

All I can see is her grandchildren sitting her down and saying, "Grandma, you're a troll."

You mean you haven't gotten it already? Time's a-wasting. Nobody gets to be Napoleon just dreaming about it.

Aren't Ouija boards made by Parker Brothers? I'd be far more concerned about Monopoly if I were a parent of impressionable youth. At least Ouija doesn't encourage you to back stab all your friends for the glory of capitalism.

Anybody who's ever read Zora Neale Hurston's Moses, Man of the Mountain knows that not only was Moses a person of color, the only proper way to tell that story is with a Black Moses.

Playboy also published quite a bit of American literature in its day. And we were giving Heff kudos (months? A year ago?) for some fairly feminist-adjacent statements on respect. This statement is pretty weak sauce, but he and Cosby are actually friends. Not rejecting the accusations out of hand is more than I…

Excellent. I wonder if she wrote back?

Maybe "The Great Japanese Potato Riot" will. Only time will tell.

You're right to mock, but it would still be a major faux pas for the White House to tell a journalist that they couldn't come in (especially because journalists are professionals, not idiots, and can dress appropriately on their own).

The thing is that you don't get to turn away the White House Press Corps in the United States. Not for anybody. Not for any (nonsafety) reason.

Sorry that we're not hard-core enough for you, comrade. I'm sure you'll enjoy your humorless revolution without us.

You're reading about this incident on Jezebel, epicenter of snark and bad jokes. Grow up.

"I'll corn your corpia!" *stab*

If they aren't doing a dystopian Mexican and Australian fusion, they've already failed.

Please. There's noplace anywhere that cooks a hog that counts as a bbq. #shade #Texan #bbqwars #canaffordbeefunlikeyallpoorsoutherners

It's really not. What you're experiencing, clearly, is the desire for sweet motherfucking pie, manifesting as desire for pumpkin pie. No one pre-industrialization ever wanted pumpkin pie—because puree only comes afterward—and I'll follow their example: if you can afford to not eat pumpkin, you don't.

Dammit.