The books were written by the same guy that wrote Tarzan.

Pun intended.

Weirder still, we've only be doing this stupid turkey-pardoning since the eighties. It's time to stop.

I don't think I would survive seeing Stamos and Lowe together in one place. All the blood would rush from my brain and I'd fall over dead.

I was going to say "straight," but that'd be a serious lie. I'm going to have to go with bad at oral sex.

It's edible. But I've never felt the need to eat it

I'm seeing a zombie film: frothy gays, dressed in the latest winter fashions, descend upon a small-time family. The climax involves the youngest boy taking a gay that he's come to love behind the woodshed with the shotgun.

I think I've read this novel. SPOILER, it ends poorly.

ALSO: Karev remains The Sex, and dammit if we're not going to fix an inoperable brain tumor!

Derrick has taken a job working for Obama in DC after a half-season of regretting giving it up for Meredith. Both are pissed at each other because both are incredibly stubborn and irritating.

Yelp reviews jockstraps?

I'll watch Allison Janney in anything four or five times.

Well, maybe. I can't say that I'm always rational though.

There aren't many dumber things though.

That was my last season too, until I started it up again this year (mostly as pre-viewing to HTGAWM).

Ghost sex. I'd have called that shit out too.

Is it a metaphor? Is this what zen looks like? Does she know something we don't?

A batch of cumbers.

I can't wait for this movie.

It'll be ok. This means that he'll make more Cumberbatches.