This is not scientific. Even if these "hormone horoscopes" are based on a normative hormonal cycle, this woman has simply primed herself to feel a certain way and then written about it.

I would watch the shit out of Seth Green, Joel McHale, and Patrick Warburton.

Why not? Sex boosts productivity too.

One of the perks of remaining undeclared and being (theoretically) a private citizen at the moment. I'm far more annoyed that it took Obama as long as it did.

I love how the description of the pink curtains is just a definition of what a curtain does.

...he doesn't look boxy at all. It actually looks really well tailored. It goes great with his skin tone.

You're living in a dream world, because there was never anything shiny about that film.

I'm 23. Queer eye was one of the first shows—ever—to make being queer a positive thing, and it was incredibly important moment of intersectionality between queer and straight people., especially for a thirteen year old queer boy. Yes, it was a minstrel show. But it took the idea of the straight male protagonist and…

It's not that I don't see your point about relegating black women to supporting roles (and yes, the stereotypes are cringe-worthy), but as other people have noted, this is essentially Queer Eye, which was monumentally important to beginning queer liberation. As a premise, this show could have serious legs, but since…

I'm a queer dude, so the gender disparity doesn't affect me personally, but were I a woman, Planned Parenthood would be my go to as well.

I am ambivalent about Canada. I did not like the food or the snow.

I wonder if it's because LGBT women are more comfortable receiving healthcare from places like Planned Parenthood or other nontraditional avenues of medicine rather than seeing a doctor (who most likely received none-to-almost-no training on LGBT issues) in an office.

It was my first taste of food in a new country. I couldn't even finish the coffee.

Politely, but still.

For those Americans not yet familiar with Tim Hortons: it's basically like an infinitely shittier Canadian version of Dunkin' Donuts. For some reason, Canadians do not share this opinion: they have a weird love affair/pride in Tim Hortons, which is a lot like an American proudly proclaiming their love for a dumpster…

Asexual!

The watery sweetness of marinara is a hell that few escape from.

Since you don't, I'm assuming your life is a sea of existential grey. A place without hope or joy.

No, but I will cut anybody who fucks up my cheese sticks.

Because breading and frying cheese is totally traditional, obviously. I'm watching you, Jersey.