I don’t know how to tell you this, but this isn’t a court case. We do not need DNA evidence to prove beyond a shadow of a doubt that he’s a dick.

This is more or less what I would expect from someone who’s probably thinking “I’m surrounded by godless heathen libtards” every day he’s on a film set.

Tim Allen was always an hypocritical asshole who should have been in jail for trafficking.

Billy is just the fall guy (dog). We can all recognize the work of the Chupacabra.

The Kappa cars (Sky/Solstice) are certainly fun little machines. But even though this one is “rare”, don’t blow up your bank account to buy one. If you are going to spend Corvette money, then just buy the Corvette. 

I don’t believe for a second that it’s not performative. 

Yes, but it’s pronounced “Throat Warbler Mangrove.”

It was a saying in the 1970s when he was in his 20s.

You mean to tell me reality shows are entirely based on lies?

[furiously searches for crucifix]

Why an eight speed?

Don’t forget it was gonna jump with compressed air rockets or some bullshit too. That should have been the clue that this fantasy car was never gonna be real.

Is VW no longer competitive because of costs or because they have a completely uninviting lineup of cars?

Failtroll time to own it Elon fanboi

I think the attitude suit here fits well, wear it.

Be sure to insist that mommy leave your night light on - conspiracists are everywhere, and they never sleep!

I walked by a black Tesla model 3 yesterday and was surprised how terrible the paint was on it. It looked like they came at it at different angle on each panel because none of it flowed like you would expect. Ive seen better paint jobs on Chrysler products from the 80's

i’m more concerned about the window seal not being flat

I’m glad these folks are calling it out for what it is - irresponsible. I used to be of the mind that people should be able to buy whatever automobile they please, however when it leads to increased traffic, increased wear-and-tear on infrastructure, increased pedestrian related deaths, and a more polluted…

I have no way to know whether she’s fun or not, but she’s absolutely right. These ads are glamourising [sic not sic] the exact behaviours [sic not sic] and attitudes that are destroying our climate and environment and will be killing us at an accelerating rate. So I guess I don’t give a fuck about her personality.