No baby, rent/mortgage starts at $7500/mo in these environs - more if you want indoor plumbing.

When “cutting edge” is applied literally...

Surprise.

We had an old Pontiac station wagon, drove cross-country on vacation multiple times - but the car was purpose-built, not a bad afterthought.

Car dealers DO take advantage of female buyers; some go so far as to ignore you if a man comes in with you.  The Pink Tax is real; but I’m not sure it applies in her case.

Tank your own stock, lay off the rank and file with a pitiful severance, and add insult to injury by trying to make the case for $56billion in compensation to Elmo.  Sounds about right.

mine doesn’t.

Tesla SAYS it’s self-driving; the paperwork you and they sign says otherwise.

How many times do these teslobs have to be told you still have to pay attention and be prepared to take over?  It’s nothing more than cruise control and not as good.

Clear mind AFTER buying???

All that alleged tech defeated (in a potentially lethal way) by a little soap?  How much does actual quality cost?

“I was just admiring the work that they’ve done,” he told KTLA. “Then, of course, you get violently attacked by these guys.”

Because at Costco someone may fill up in less than 5 minutes.  What kind of mileage do you get with a 5 minute charge at an EV station?  False equivalence, sir.

Okay, I always said it was flat putty gray, like what you get when you mix a bunch of leftover colors. Thank you for the confirmation.

Wasn’t Henry Ford the one who said you could have a Model T in any color as long as it’s black?

She was desperate, he was a lying jackass - what could go wrong?

Lemme see, risk my life or the car’s life...what to do, what to do.

Sonic called and wants his shoes back.

Seems this tessellated Tesla was built for people who follow, not lead.

The only two people I know who own one are both under 30.  Go figure.