I’m used to taking a used car to a trusted mechanic for a thorough check; it’s a damn shame you have to do this with a new car.

Can’t afford to buy/park/fuel your own car, so why not buy/park/fuel someone else’s car - because that’s what you do every time you Uber.

Officer should give her a ticket for speeding because he made her go from zero to sixty in 2 seconds when he yanked her sovereign azz out of that car seat.

BMW and Audi.  The asshole’s cars of choice.

Speedy truck.  So what?  It doesn’t matter if it can’t do simple car/truck stuff.

If you squint, it looks like the front - on the back.

What a waste of a trademark.

Shouldn’t food be priced on quality and not the time of day?  Congestion pricing is designed to SLOW things down.  The only thing Wendy’s has going for itself is whoever is in charge of their social media; maybe they should leave the bright ideas to that person.

Got those kids hyped on a possible sugar high only to discover it was Sweet N Low.

So can we stop making (mythical) Jesus white with flowing blond hair?

Why is anyone hyping her up?  She’s ... blah.

Yeah, it’s all clicks and giggles until the giggles stop and the handcuffs click.

Save a job - go to a regular checkout.  You don’t even get a discount for doing it yourself.

Yep. It could have blown his little swimmers into distant memory and he would have still sported a sign saying “Proud to be sterilized by Tesla.”

It can tow a Porsche, but can’t get itself out of the snow.  For some reason, I think the latter, rather than the former, is more likely to happen in real life.

What about the Prius Prime with solar roof panels?

It’s not just the Pacifica Hybrid having problems...the ICE version has so many issues that class action payouts have been happening for a while now.

How unique is it if there are multiple reports?

Why not?  Freedom of speech and freedom from consequence are two different concepts.  Elon loves the first; doesn’t acknowledge the latter.

Can’t explain, but this kind of close up on something that er, interesting, should have a black box warning.