Dad never did end up taking you to Monster Jam like he promised, did he?

Your mom's probably resigned herself to disappointment by now.

About Jerry’s Porsches...

God, what a POS. My brother drives a 2005 RSX-S with similar if not slightly higher mileage. He actually washes his car every once in a while, the paint on his bumper matches the car, and its definitely not a garage queen, so why do people let their cars get like this? Why do they buy aftermarket wheels that are…

Lowered, cambered, wing = Nice outside? Hard pass. Outside is bad, inside is bad. The owner could have had that seat repaired when that rip started, but he didn’t care

I’d argue that the Mazda CX-9 proves how much luxury you can get in a normal SUV. That’s rosewood around the center console.

I see them here in WV, but they’re rare enough that they definitely stand out.

I see the same two Model S’s frequently. One has Montana plates, so that is why I recognize it. The other has vanity plates that read “COALPWRD” for Coal Powered so I always get a good chuckle out of that one.

Edit: Here is a picture. 

Had a friend with one. Loved it, great car... until it snowed. Then the spray from the truck in front of him packed the head lights over. The shape of the front sort of acts like a funnel and pushes snow spray all over the headlights.

an ST performance variant

You should let us all know the name of this engineering company so we never ever hire them.

Hope you did a better job than the engineers I’m working with. Who have the audacity to get pissy when I point out they just did a bunch of copy and pasting from various designs and now we have 4" bollards in one detail 6" called out in the location. A mixture of permanent and removable bollards with no callouts.…

It turned that Audi into an Innie. And the driver into an Ouchie.

Pole hits pole, more at 11.

For years now, CarMax has been treating both buyers and sellers like children. Sale prices too high, but non-negotiable. Buying prices too low, and also never budge on those.

Reporting for duty

I get the impression the Ferrari dealership reported the issues to the Mercedes dealership and it was the Mercedes dealership that didn’t disclose the problems to the buyer.

[Dealer]: Shit. How much is this gonna cost me?

My need to feel pain made me look it up. Now I must bestow this upon the rest of humanity. Behold, the kracken:

Everyone, please repeat after me: “Modifying my car does not increase it’s value.” Good, once again. “Modifying my car does not increase it’s value”. CP.

Who wore it better?