Joke’s on him. Wentz uses direct deposit.

So what does this mean for Hernandez’s ghost? On one hand, him donating his brain probably means he’s now a dumb ghost. On the other hand, had he not donated his brain, he’d probably be a pretty mean ghost.

Approves

He should consider not striking out so much.

Neymar is your favorite player and Barcelona is your favorite team? Lame.

UPDATE: it appears Tenny Sandgren is a douche as well.  

Maybe watersports.

this poor woman had breast reduction surgery only to have her moment taken away by a massive boob.

The first step in understanding this trade from the Bulls perspective is realizing that Jerry Reinsdorf doesn’t give a shit and this is GarPax’s way of saving their jobs by telling him “uhhhh we’re rebuilding now give us more time”

Why does Steph want to give Lebron the Run-A-Round? It seems like a sure fire way to speed things up, but all it does is slow him down.

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The idea that this was a meaningless Clasico is the dumbest take ever.

Yeah I mean there’s a good chance tonight’s game is the most motivated he’ll be all season long, or ever again.

This post is satire by humor writer Alexandra Petri

Given all the hunger and suffering in today’s world, this is nothing short of terroirism.

Dogsled

Technically our last performance in the premier league was a 5-1 drubbing of tottenham... so there’s that

The Padres say it’s not that bad, but it feels bad.

In case you’re having trouble making out all the audio, here’s a transcript of how that all went down:

I can think of another new symbol that more accurately gauges fan interest