I am sure that he takes some solace in that he didn’t do something far worse...like being a lawyer.

Mustang Idiot is the name of my new Kid Rock cover band.

Containing a functional pocket knife of any kind actually doubles the value of a Beretta in today’s market.

Not sure this is a good case to prove anything. How many trucks are ever damaged in this way? Even if it were steel this would have been expensive from a learning curve/new model standpoint. Ohio trying to be helpful with the OEM spec only repairs law doesn’t help either. Even in aviation repairs don’t always need to…

Unlike most urban legends this one is based in fact. Lets just say DeLorean was pretty generous with other peoples stuff. Whether it was Pontiac cars from mama GM or money from DMC investors. Of course he liked other peoples stuff too so he gave even more to himself. I am currently reading Dream Maker: The Rise and…

Breakdowns yes. Recalls...not so much.

Angry Bird is chasing pigs.

Even having your kidneys stolen was hotter in the seventies.

Los amid the hype that was the Son of Sam killings there was another serial offender. The above pictured woman, who reported that her blanket told her to do it, stole no less than 53 Mustang II’s during the summers of 1976 and 1977. She used a clever tactic to steal the cars. She would walk up to the owner and ask if…

The only people that should daily drive this are Barbie and Ken.

Or worse yet it digs in and launches the car into the air. With the exception of the Duke boys I don’t think anyone can stop a car that is airborne.

Takumi in a Craigslist Civic is the name of my new eurobeat cover band.

I must go. My people need me.

Calling this a nice design might be a bit generous. I’ve seen origami with fewer folds and creases.

Ever had pixie stix? Preloaded straws!

Honestly I think the UPS truck wore them better.

“You know what we need is some three spoke wheels”

Camaros should never have flush mount headlights

Give this guy an elderly hamster!

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