https://www.gofundme.com/neighbors-vs-williams-milton-de-2tvbfck

Or as I like to call it, “Exit Only”.

This buttocks obsession in our society is infantile. The buttocks is the source of fecal material, not a sexual organ.

I’m glad my mental image of him was 100% correct. His name was even Brandon.

I came very close to suggesting a 1-series, but decided to go with the Toyobaru instead.

You can get a 2016 FR-S for less than $25k right now. Hard to beat a brand new Japanese car for maintenance costs and it’s fun to drive

Miata is always the answer. Well, not really, but it sounds like it could be a pretty good answer to this question. A nice NC could come in well under budget, or splurge a bit and get a base ND.

Yeah it looks like someone photoshopped in a shitty clay model of an octopus lol.

I now understand your thought process when it comes to your writing.

This explains so much about the Torchlopnik posts.

Correct me if I’m wrong... but in order to be considered a Jeep person, don’t you need to at least have one running and driving Jeep? If so... I’m not sure you qualify, Sir.

[I]nstead of just doing the actual sound – which to me, in the real world, would be like the dude from Police Academy making noises with his mouth

Shhhhh .... remember, you’re on a Gawker blog. Click-bait headlines and lack of research are pretty much requirements around here. I’ve stopped reading most articles here and jump straight to the source links.

Yeah. This isn't stating that it is a human right. It just tells countries with Internet to knock off restrictive access.

No. No, actually, it isn’t. Nice try though.

I can’t say anything about reliability- but I finally saw one of these driving on the interstate yesterday, and man was that thing UGLY. Some sort of mix between a very bland suv/crossover and a concept car from the 80's or 90's that didn’t age well. Made me realize that there truly are people out there who nerd out…

Had a 911 side by side with the AMG GT the other day, and the 911 looks better.