Where pilots make their money:

4/5 Squids

The Jalopnik J10 is still cooler.

You still killed a dude.

daytime drunk, outdoors on a comfy couch, watching some racing...

What a fucking scumbag.

Let’s be positive here: At least his Porsche didn’t catch on fire.

This is ridiculous. I’m sorry, they drove 3.3 miles one way and lost their jobs over this. If your that sensitive with you car then either A) work on it yourself or B) take it to a real mechanic that you know and trust and not the dealership.

rule #1: DON’T.

That’s pretty specific, happen to you a lot?

“Bring out your dead”?

That car is hideous and horrible in every single possible sense of the word.

“...driving at approximately the same speed as toothpaste being squeezed out of the tube by an elderly hamster.”

Give this guy a Pulitzer!

“I’d be cruising down the highway in the right lane, attempting to conform to Virginia’s speed limits by driving at approximately the same speed as toothpaste being squeezed out of the tube by an elderly hamster.”

Explain to me how that was a stupid move, If you have had the chance to drive a endurance race car, you would be shocked at how limited the visibility is to the sides are rear.