Oh my god man. Just shut up.

Are you 8? Has this thought seriously just occurred to you now? No shit, man.

... what?

"lol omg"

WHOA! You just wrote a joke about politicians telling lies! Groundbreaking shit! Take this to youtube and facebook. Quickly!

It is a round-up of the happenings of people you are interested in reading about. That's the butt fucking DEFINITION of "news", you imbecile.

"What's the problem!?", she says, reading schlock gossip. "Tell me how I'm not a feminist!" she says, finding out what hairstyle and eye color idols have. "Be patronizing", she said, wholly unaware that people who consume garbage media for women ARE being patronized by men who sell this shit to them.

Let me see if I can fit with a manner in which you seem fond of being spoken to.

Are you also a vegetarian that eats meat? That might possibly make more sense than what you just said.

It's entirely possible. I was here because I want to read content that doesn't stereotype women as vacuous and vain. I'll see myself out.

You really need to hide pages like this one behind a gender gate. I'm a feminist and am embarrassed to see people type like this and share this type of "news".

DogFisterAcePitcher: [writes shitty joke about it]

Nevermind that it was NOT even close to 30 feet.

1. I sincerely hope you don't want to live in a society where people are punished without proof. "clear audio" is not definitive proof.

You sound absolutely intolerable.

Thanks for anecdotally telling us that what this article describes is a real life phenomenon. You're super fucking interesting. Keep it up.

Internet asshole promptly writes inapplicable shit joke that caters to the easiest/dumbest audience.

Gifs! Now illiterate people can "make a joke".

Good for these people... having a place to do... this.

The demure people of Boston must be aghast at hearing the word "fuck" spoken for the first time in that city.