Gifs! Now illiterate people can comment on the Internet, too!

You don't know much about numbers, do you?

This is how we know baseball has become boring. A balls-to-the-wall talent emerges, and he's for some reason controversial to the milquetoast pedants that make up baseball fans.

Eh.

You should check out YouTube. They LOVE people who repeat things from the content we all just saw, and add no commentary besides "haha I'm laughing"

The irony of what you just said is absolutely remarkable.

The "art" you used to headline this story is amazing. Not lazy or stupid at ALL.

That's what the word "regimented" means, yes. Also, saying "bro" even ironically around here is likely to get sneers and cringes.

Goodness, I know. You're all too busy going to bed at 10:30.

Believe it or not, I'm not a Victorian maid about to get the vapours from your edgy humor. (it is yours, right? You must have been the one to come up with this withering line of jokes, correct? No way you're just repeating something that you yourself actually DO find to be cutting edge)

I see the rapacious aren't very good with irony, huh? If you didn't like my joke, what was your need to get offended by it? You just really felt a pressing need to step to the defense of rape humor? You think that projecting diminutives and rape on internet message boards is your brand new form of humor?

What do you want us to take away from this comment? That you're a scumbag or a boring scumbag?

This is very, very good. Please can Chicago start comparing itself to DC? The NY comparisons are tired, and you guys need someone else to look up to.

Yeah, those who are literate and understand why borders exist are real trolls.

Way to substantiate your claim, imbecile.

Jesus Christ, shut up.

I see you enjoyed your first semester of college. Don't worry too much. They might introduce some nuance or historical perspective if you hang on long enough.

No Dear Esther?

Dude. Shut up. I also don't like this, but what a dumb fucking thing to say.

Is this the apology piece you clowns are going to refer us to when you become Buzzfeed 2.0?