They really thought outside the box with that kid.

Fun to look at, but not really all that interesting. We knew this already. Reggie Evans never shoots unless he accidentally gets the ball from 18 inches away. Melo shoots all the time, and usually they're jumpers. And the Novaks/Currys/JETs of the world are doing little but firing from deep.

You seem to have stopped laughing long enough to write a shitty article. Good job?

Someone who communicates via gif. Yep, that's about as stupid as I'd suspect a cocaine/champagne person to be.

He never saw a shot he didn't like. Why should we be surprised that he liked this one as well. They ALL look like makes to Nick Young. They say NFL QBs need to have short memories. NBA guards/forwards need to have BETTER memories than Nick Young does.

Punt that shit straight into the stands. That way it's a football, and not a "prop" that you hand back to the ref.

The Pelicans... just don't pass the basketball much at all, do they?

Barry Petchesky vs. Writing a Headline: No one wins.

You've mistaken all of Philadelphia for NYC's disregard of 1 team.

Go home. You aren't even trying, so don't suit up. Go home.

Follow my 10 step program to fixing the EA situation:

Of all britslang, "punter" remains most confusing to me. You're talking simply about someone who was there at the festival, right? So absolutely everyone there fits into this definition?

#1: This is the Internet. You are allowed to swear.

Hey, a non-funny person who communicates in gif. You should spend more time as a Gawker commenter than a writer. You'd have way more success here.

People who play FPS games are stupid and terrible? Yes. We've established that.

I really, really enjoy pronouncing "sumooku toire".

This is how Kim Jong-Un is used to his games going, too. The sycophants around these people are nauseating.

Let's "ballpark" it? :-\

So you're saying he's an asshole, and you know this because you are also an asshole?

Listen, I came here to hear someone swear on TV. No actual soccer talk, please.