You are the coolest guy in this thread.

You either believe or you don't. You are either a theist or an atheist.

Malaysia, unfortunately. Yes, the swastika was tilted, and no, it definitely wasn't in the context of a religious symbol. It looked like it was designed by someone who was clueless about its Nazi origins.

everybody is pretty much a mutant. That's kind of how evolution works.

Shit, add due process to the list of rights lacking in the NBA along with freedom of speech, right to bear arms, and not requiring the quartering of soldiers.

That's easily been one of the more frustrating parts of this...people yelling FIRST AMENDMENT and using that as a defense for literally everything under the sun because apparently nobody noticed the "Congress shall make no law" part. Last I checked, the NBA /= Congress, and, as you said, freedom of speech doesn't…

Does Deadspin now pay by the inverse word count?

Being female, I wonder about this myself. Nothing worse than heading into a bathroom (and not even necessarily at a bar, at Costco, or the movie theater, or wherever) and there is piss jettisoned liberally (like a GOD DAMN RAINBIRD SPRINKLER) all over the seat and floor. I am now faced with having to back out and…

Can I PLEASE for FUCK'S SAKE, get some sympathy from my fellow-I09ers for living in the Deep South Wasteland known as Southern California? Unless you live here you really have NO IDEA how willfully and cheerfully ignorant people are. Like, there's this whole monied-class of people who don't seem to have jobs and have…

I'm guessing the problem is most people don't understand that the NBA is basically licensing franchises, it's not like he actually is being forced to sell a business .

Jack White has been putting out amazing tracks for 10+ years. I'm not worried about the music.

That doesn't change how utterly ineffective the play would be. But what else would you expect from a Mexican hockey coach?

"Completely flat-footed," eh, Sean Newell? You really, truly are bad at this. How do you manage to make a flagrant error EVERY single story.

Union bosses? What are you a bad talking point from 1983?

It's 2000 (or 3000) more massive than the Milky Way, depending on which weight estimate for our galaxy you use. Solar mass (of our sun) is a standard when measuring these times of things. I guess it's easier for people to comprehend the weight of our sun instead of our galaxy?

I have seen several articles on this. Why are they comparing the size of a galaxy to the sun, seems counter-intuitive. Wouldn't it make more sense to compare to the milky way?

This is about the only time you'll ever see, 9 out of 10 next to JR Smith's name.

Thank you for broadening my definition of stupid. If you aren't a 'progressive' but you buy this open-borders shit I guess everyone can be a moron.

Borders exist for all kinds of reasons that have absolutely fucking nothing to do with xenophobia.