In the cycle of "this thing is in a lot of video games" we just did a "guns" article. Up next is chesty women again, right?

Are you talking to us from 1999, granddad? Britney Spears?

This is like the lexicon of electronic music. 500 varieties of who gives a shit.

Haha! I'm not demanding shit. But if you were proud of either your degree or your faith, you'd have admitted to them already.

Considering that your Gawker name is an Archer reference, I'm guessing you never played an instrument.

Has enough time really passed that this story is news to people? Virgin AC Green jokes are still told by me and my friends.

He's probably just shaking his head at his dad spending his college money to take him to garbage basketball games.

Not only does this comment have little-to-nothing to do with the story, but it's just fucking made up.

I certainly don't hate Christians. But the gaps in intellect needed to believe that people can rise from the dead explains a lot of the gaps in intellect you've displayed here. Exhibiting shame at your degree path and religion are similar as well.

It looks like you belong there, though. Why don't ya just head on back.

You aren't on Reddit.

What do you care? You're damn right I reply in the morning and ignore you until I'm next drinking my coffee. I have a large number of non-retarded people to work with during my actual day. You're just my morning intellectual punching bag.

So the answer is "no", then. You won't just fuck off already.

Reads word "swag".

"I want to know the result of this story! Lucky for me, the author of the story provided all needed info. But no... no, fuck it. I'm not going to find it out myself. I'll simply skip the info I desire, and go to the comments section!" - You

"Find stupid people on Twitter" is the laziest reporting possible.

I reply to your nonsense first thing in the morning and then ignore you until the next day. "Speedy responses"... Jesus, kid. If you learn anything from me, it's that words DO in fact have meanings. You cannot just say any word about any meaning and have it stick, provided that your ghost town of friends isn't calling…

I will never maintain social contact with anyone who finds this show funny. It is. Not. Funny.

You're sorry about what? You think your illiterate presence was missed?

You don't know what words mean. That's okay! 26% of Americans don't know whether the sun or earth orbit the other. Those of us that paid the faintest of attention to our educations are here to help those of you that dragged your lower jaw through nothing but pop culture your entire lives.