You can't obfuscate moving the goalposts by getting long winded. I asked where I had misused slang. You could not, and remain unable to point out any misuse of slang on my part. Like I fucking told you.

That method of pretending that you actually have a reply ended in the 2nd grade, champ.

Image macros! Now you don't need to be literate to communicate with other people on the Internet!

"End googles Holly Rowe"?

"I bet you feel good." Yes.

* I've exhibited zero anger. You seem to have a low emotional IQ to compliment the regular one.

I mean, you repeat that joke... but he's smiling.

So don't post it here?

This is a YouTube clip. You fucked up the easiest joke ever.

Written: What Gawker commenters telling 2008-themed jokes look like.

Moving goalpost, but I'll bite. You said you had studied English. If not for a major, then why would you mention that? If it isn't your degree path, then you didn't really "study English" as much as "at least once take a course pertaining to English". And if that's all you had to say about it, that's not much to say…

Also - 49ers fans are presumably rooting for the weaker AFC team to improve their championship odds.

Generalized trolling for the lazy: Gawker websites.

Also: Who cares?

What is this "rest of NY" you speak of?

Step 1: Learn what words mean before you use them. "Hack" is not a sub-quality work, it is a person who creates sub-quality work.

So which is it, you fucking retard? Is a hack a person, or is is the paper/work itself? You just changed your own misinterpretation of the word.

The formula "halfjoke x because y" is getting really old, and it was never terribly funny to begin with.

Call me a fanboy if you want... but even knowing how infrequently they release products, and how eternally delayed their projects get, I have nothing but warm feelings for Valve. There aren't many companies in America that I trust more to be less of an asshole if they can avoid it.

"Considers himself to be a hardcore gamer"... "is a total COD online nut".