Ooh. This one's going to be fun.

"Truly unlikely" doesn't make a load of sense as a phrase.

Curious what you do for a living that you're cool with stealing things from other people.

... what?

I could teach you how to use commas if you're interested. Who are we kidding though? If you haven't learned that skill by this point, then you're rather hopeless. Proof of this is your awkward display of a low emotional IQ that doesn't know what "screaming" is.

And now, despite me displaying for you how your assertion is incorrect, you've resorted to saying "nu-uh, YOU are" as a retort.

Dear holy fuck... this level of argumentative logic is something I haven't come up against since elementary school. Did you intend to write that?

Just push the fucking star button if you don't have anything to add.

Is the star button not wor.... oh... no, I just checked. It's still working. That's good news! Instead of typing the single dumbest fucking thing you can type as a comment "+1", you can just click the fucking button and shut up if you don't actually have anything to add.

I feel we may be communicating on fundamentally different levels here.

It's called "justification". You probably did not use this on papers. Making the left and right margins have no blank space is the worst possible space filler for academic papers.

Agreed. While not finding any basketball on the court when the Nuggets visited the Nets, I was taking note of the security staff in the visitor entrance looking up in the stands, and pointing, while on radio, to identify these folks.

Sounds like you know a lot about the law!

Ugh.

At least he can do two things. Repeating pre-written internet meme jokes seems to be the first and only gear your brain has.

Painfully unfunny.

When you said the word "I", you fully communicated to us that you were talking about yourself. Thanks for... double checking, I guess?

Stop. Stop it right fucking now.

*Is

Uggggghhhh.