Apparently you don't know what the meaning of the word "literally" is, either.

If Betty Crocker wrote all recipes like this, that book would be 6 feet wide.

Is the "star" button not working? Oh... no, no I checked. It's working! So how about you just click it instead of typing the idiotic "+1"?

I see you bring sarcasm to the table. Do you work in the same office as the idiot above?

You're just a reminder that in quiet offices everywhere lurk painfully unfunny people.