I’m conflicted. One one hand, that was the coolest shit I’ve ever seen. On the other, those players kneeling during a foofy pregame ritual was deeply upsetting.

The Browns: Like Depends, often covered in their own crap.

Fuck glitter. It is an abomination and a scourge on the land.

it’s funny because while a small segment of the population is for Barstool, a smaller portion is against it. The largest segment of the population is like “who? what is that?”

Meanwhile, Fox Sports has decided to stay with it’s project, Living In A Van Down By the River Talk.

“He’ll spend the rest of this day at The Greybar Hotel,” he added. (Apparently, that’s slang for prison.)

the keebler elf tweet is solid genius, and i’m a jew. the outrage over that tweet defies logic.

the wise man bowed his head solemnly and spoke: “there’s actually zero difference between good & bad things. you imbecile. you fucking moron”

my favorite feature of this site is absolutely no consequences for my opinions sucking ffucking ass and me being 100% wrong about everything

Here is the greatest photo of all time.

Didn’t Patrick Swayze kill him in Roadhouse?

Weird that they would employ so many underage workers, especially in an environment where they might be exposed to “nudity, sexual scenarios, racial epithets, suggestive gestures, profanity and references to stereotypes.”

Nah, we just used “NVA” for art because it’s a play on the “I <3 NY” stickers, and “NOVA” was too wide.

This guy gets it.

* Need to leave house, but neighbor across street is sitting on front porch swing again. WORSE: Need to leave house, but judge-y SAHM next door is out talking to the neighbor on her front porch swing.

False. There are no DC residents, just people permanently too tired to try to commute home.

I don't want my kids to have Fun Dip and Pixie Stix

1. Sour Patch Kids