How To Get Kicked in the Testicles
-By Rajon Rondo

In his next at bat, the kid was beaned by Justin Verlander

Pete Carroll knows that nothing can bring down twins, at least not from the outside.

+ 1 infield single

You slather those fans in coconut oil and get them in the sun and they’ll come around.

“I don’t get any of it but what can I do? I’m not going to complain about it because I have zero power.”

As long as they come with three sea shells, I’m fine with that.

You can shit in robot cars now? Hot damn, we really are living in the future!

Around 47 minutes into the stream, his clearly sort of annoyed wife and young daughter came to say hello to him

As a Michigan fan, I’d like to give Kelvin Sampson a hug for his decision to leave the inbounder unguarded.

A gaggle of geese.

because once they taste blood, they’re insatiable.

I’m going to go buy some milk just so I can shoot it out my nose

Umm, excuse me:

This man will not shut up or dribble.

I mean, hiring a guy accused of serious financial crimes to the Trump Campaign is pretty directly on-brand.

FYI: You can drop pins while waiting on the island.