Go Pats*

Hoping for more meditations on the nature of goat fucking.

“Hey Herb, whaddya reckon’d be the most blatantly evil thing Konami could do with Metal Gear?”

I feel that this will either make them super confident or crush their self-esteem like a leaf under a boot.

4 key isn’t frying pan.

I made this mistake too last time I was in Japan. You need to make sure that they’re not just giving you Wagyu steel and calling it Kobe.

Yeah, I think Trump dunking on Bannon in front of basically every American on social media might have had something to do with it too...

As long as I can get the voice of my self-driving car to sound like Short Round from Indiana Jones, I’m willing to wait.

AHAHAHAHAHAHA!

This is just...bad.

OK, but this time they screwed themselves via the re-tooled weapon system. D1 let you have (broadly speaking) three styles of play with your character: your primary for general engagement, special for short/long distances, and heavy as its own special sort of “super” for when you get the ammo. Variety! Hooray!

“Mike, we need that design.”

I HUNGER

What a blooper.

Very interested to see how it performs technically.

Dark Souls remastered

The Chik-fil-a thing was more like a statement against making lunch a political issue.

CD Projekt Red’s about to make you its bitch.