Holy shit this comic awful

BUT CAN YOU HAVE SEX WITH THE ANDROIDS KIRK?

Truly the “and Zoidberg” of games

It’s like you’re the personification of why Trump was elected.

You think that everything outside NYC is basically Deliverance?

Indeed, the rest of us spend our days sitting in plastic lawn chairs shooting cans off of old washing machines wishing we could live in NYC.

As far as I’m concerned, it should be C******** Indians

As always, capacity does not equal generation. Given the relatively low operational efficiency of renewables compared to fossil fuels, one would expect the capacity of renewables to increase at a much higher rate just to make parity with the output of other energy sources. The real number to pay attention to here…

My state has a right to not have its emissions standards set by California.

“Now hold on, you clearly said that I passed when we were pulling back into the parking lot...”

I dunno when they’re going to finally pull the plug on this thing, but I’d like to see them tie the server shutdowns into the actual game. Create the most ridiculous raid possible, then tie it’s completion to the server kill switch. Do this for every server. Hilarity ensues.

I would NOT want to be the one who had to drive around in one of these things. They’re begging to be hit by a Hellfire missile.

CHOO CHOO! HERE COMES THE SAFETY TRAIN!

I’m still a little perplexed that this was the game that Sony ended E3 on. By all accounts it seems like a relatively bland copy of the Batman games we’ve been playing for the past decade. I guess the swinging could be cool?

Meh, I just fire a warning shot out of my window once every 2 or 3 hours. It’s a much more effective deterrent, and as a bonus, it keeps the police close at hand if I need them.

To be fair, they’re basically the same thing.

“As of this time, however, all eye-witness accounts by factory workers are claiming the same thing: he ‘tripped’.”

May her memory blaze like a tire filled with gasoline and lit on fire.

1st Gear: “While the market has yet to open, early trades are already in free-fall at the news of Elon Musk’s death. Details remain sparse, but one unnamed source has told us that Musk was found stuffed between the panel gaps of a Model 3. We advise our viewers to take this report with a grain of salt, of course,…

It is time once again: